Unfortunately,
this does you absolutely no good whatsoever, because -- like so many other sad,
neglected pages floating around out there -- this page is currently (let's all
say it together now, kiddies):
The fact of the matter is, the only reason I've put anything here at all is simply to forestall the powers-that-be; to keep them from ripping this free webpage from my sick, twisted, little grasp (yet again) before I've had a chance to sit down and actually do something with it...
Anyway, 'nuff of that. How 'bout some quick content...?